December 2011
249 posts
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No strings
If we lived in a world without strings
I mean
With no strings attached
then
I wouldn’t have to string her along
when all I want to do is
string your guitar
Play your vocal chords as I strum you
see…
If there were no strings
I would tie you to the bed with
my salacious intentions
your g-string would tie
to your G spot and I
would sublimely intertwine
you with my twine...
TeamPervert: Fun fact: →
thingsofenjoyablenature:
I am a massage therapist, and as such I am knowledgeable on muscles working at their best capacity. For example, if one was planning to run a marathon, massaging and stretching the quads and hamstrings would improve both time and resilience.
I use this knowledge to…
“Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you...”
– Mark Twain (via 99lions)
this realization has been knocking at my door for...
I’m fucking lazy. Like this shit is ridiculous. Its crazy, not a lot of people who know me would say I’m lazy, but maybe one or two close friends who really know me, know that I skate sooooo far under my fucking potential that its the same as laziness. like….damn. Whenever it comes to working a job, I work my fucking ass off. I get shit done working for others, but whenever it...
I dun reblogged the shit out of Bailey today,... →
True friends won't grow apart even when they don't...
Why can't rappers rap about nice things?
”YEAH GIRL I’MMA TAKE YOUR CLOTHES OFF AND.. put them in a closet for you cause it’s polite.”
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
LOL
How to put out a fire..
http://thatfunnyblog.tumblr.com/
but….
Not much to reblog right now...yall got weak while...
